1-800

"Too Lazy to Think of a Title"

1-800

Date of Birth: Sometime in the early 90s
Place of Birth: Vancouver, Canada
Sex: Only with the help of modern pharmaceuticals
Height: Reached their "flateau" in the mid/late 90s
Weight: Probably increased substantially over the years
Scars/Marks: Plenty of psycological scars and numersous jailhouse-quality tattoos
Build: Heavy
Occupation: Likely "in between jobs at the moment"
Hair: Long, bald and balding
Eyes: Often hidden behind "hip" aviator glasses
Complexion: Very White & pale (see photo)
Race: Lost it years ago
Aliases: Any derogatory phrase that fits the following format: "1-800-***-****"
Influences: Mostly alcohol and tobacco
Current Wherabouts: Unknown
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